Maintain Sobriety with a Casual Touch of Humor: If I'm Drunk, Call My Sponsor Men's Classic Tee

Embrace accountability and self-care with a relaxed and relatable touch of humor with our If I'm Drunk, Call My Sponsor Men's Classic Tee. This fun design serves as a gentle reminder of your commitment to sobriety, fostering a sense of community and support while adding a touch of lightheartedness to your journey. Whether you're running errands, meeting up with friends, or simply enjoying a day out, this classic tee will keep you comfortable and stylish while reinforcing your commitment to sobriety.


• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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